Story of my life....

I: (excitedly) Hello…. I’m home...
Him: (enthusiastically) bark bark bark....
I: SHUT UP

In few days
I: (excitedly) I’m home...
Him: (enthusiastically) bark bark bark....
I: JUST SHUT UPPPPPP

Few days later
I: (normally) Hello...
Him: (enthusiastically) barkkkkk....
I: Please, shut up

Few more days passed, when
I: (excitedly) Hello!
Him: -
I: (excitedly) Hello!
Him: -
I: (normally) Helooooooo?
Him: -
I: (sadly) Helllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Echos of barkkkkk